Oh wait, that might be me. How exciting to know that your new yarn will be in the post today and you have been waiting for so...well at least four or five days...long to have it so you could begin your new project. Because we all know there is nothing like the freshness of a new project to get your ass into gear, and get your mind off all the other issues.
Except when you manage to get your yarn while being all throw uppy and crappy<---literally. Then once you've opened the package you know you won't be able to do anything with until you can manage an entire 15 minute period without having to rush to the facilities. But you dream and you hold the yarn and you look at the yarn, you admire it's beauty and the new challenge it will create for you, it being your first stretchy yarn and all, and then you notice...wait a minute, was I sane when I ordered this? Will this be enough to finish a project? I know I'm usually so careful, checking the pattern for recommended yardage, checking the yarns yardage, checking weight, gauge recommendation. Could I possibly have completely lost my mind on this one? 90 yards in a skein? Really?
Well we'll just see about that. I go to the pattern page, checking for recommended yardage and guess what? It's not there. The pattern itself only says, in the materials list, worsted weight yarn. No yardage at all. Why would I not have noticed this? Why would I not have checked a similar project for info? Now I've made my self even sicker to my stomach than I already was. And to think just 3 days ago I thought today was going to be the beginning of something (quite literally) beautiful.